Mz Manners

You won't get this kind of advice from your mom and grandma.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Top 10 Reasons Bush Should Attend Finishing School


No. 9: IT IS IN POOR TASTE TO BELIEVE THAT COLLEGE ROOMATES ARE COMPETENT LEADERS:

Who can tell? I mean that person that holds your hand as your puke your guts out after a four day pub crawl, and then tucks you into bed is someone you can trust, obviously.

But are they fit to run FEMA? That's really not proper.

Especially because their skills are in breeding - while good breeding is important - believing that similar skills are required for breeding Arabian horses and ensuring the citizenry isn't wiped out when the levee breaks demonstrates a considerable lack of judgment.

1 Comments:

  • At 10:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I agree! College roommates should have no place in businss whatsoever. I mean, you don't want to be in the board room having a meeting with the big wigs and then have your college roomate tell the story about how you once got really drunk, fell down the dorm room stairs, broke your toe and then puked on him. A board room is not a place to have your college roommate. In fact, your college roommate should probably just be left at college.

     

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