Mz Manners

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Saturday, January 14, 2006

Mz Manners Returns from Forced Vacation



Thank you very much for your love and well wishes during my much needed week of relaxation and rejuvneation.

My doctor said I could go home now with my new medications and an intensive therapy schedule three times a week.

Glad to be back!

15 Comments:

  • At 2:04 PM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    You didn't even post once during your so-called vacation. You let your reading public down. You aren't responsible, and you don't keep your promises. You better shape up or I'm not going to do this blog any more.

     
  • At 2:23 PM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    Well I would have posted every day if SOMEONE had given me some inspiration! I can't do everything all by myself you know!

     
  • At 2:29 PM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    What do you mean? There are rude things going on every day in NYC...I can't be expected to be your muse every fucking day.

    Inspiration doesn't happen on a rigid schedule.....

     
  • At 2:32 PM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    Well, that is gratitude for you. I am your muse every day. If you weren't so self involved you would know that!

    The only reason there is a rigid schedule is because YOU needed a blueprint for how to work in a team environment.

     
  • At 2:56 PM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    I CANT BE ON A TEAM? Are you out of your mind?

    I happend to be an excellent team player. It is YOU with your obsessive compulsive behavior and incessant harrassment about this blog that makes YOU un-team worthy.

    That is what the doctor is talking about. She says it is ALL YOUR FAULT! You are toxic to me.

     
  • At 3:01 PM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    If by “you” you mean YOU then you are correct! It is all your fault. Just because I am excited about the project and choose to share that excitement with others doesn’t mean that I am obsessive compulsive. It means I am an inspiration to all who cross my path!

    By the way, I can’t believe you are listening to a doctor who obviously wants to sleep with you. She is clearly a lesbian and has her eye on YOU! How incredibly inappropriate!

     
  • At 3:05 PM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    She does NOT want to sleep with us. She wants to make sure that I regain our mental health. That is why she offers us naked back rubs on her shrink's couch. She is trying to exorcise YOU my obsessive compulsive harrassing tendencies, from ME a woman at peace with the world.

    Besides....are you jealous? Sometimes you can be such a bitch. I just want to be loved.....

     
  • At 3:09 PM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    Believe me, it is very clear that you want to be loved. That is why you are such a whore. She’s trying to exorcise the WHORE in ME! I am the one who is going to win this battle. You are the one who needs to find a new home.

    I am at peace with world! When I go to sleep, I don’t clench my jaw anymore. AND I do yoga at least three times a week.

    Namaste (bitch)

     
  • At 3:11 PM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    don't you fucking namaste me, you self righteous OCD cunt.

    wait....what time is it?

     
  • At 3:21 PM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    It time for you to stop being a whore and the hell out of my head. Isn’t there some man who will take you in?

     
  • At 3:39 PM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    Oh that's fucking nice. Some MAN....I've already tried that shit.

    It's time for our meds - at least I am just barely managing to hold our shit together in time to take our fucking medication to make us at peace with the world......

    Just open wide and don't forget to swallow.

     
  • At 3:58 PM, Anonymous Chimpy Penisbreather said…

    Uh. Why are you talking to yourself?

     
  • At 4:15 PM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    Dear Chimpy Penisbreather,

    Clearly Mz Manners is going through a difficult time right now. It is not easy to balance two personalities, but hopefully, with the help of my therapist, one of them will be exorcised. If not, at least I’ll get a naked massage out of it.

    Thank you for your concern.

    Love,

    Mz Manners

     
  • At 4:25 PM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    Hey Penis Breath!

    Why don't you mind your own fucking business?

    Love,
    Mz Manners

     
  • At 11:33 AM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    Jesus, will taking our meds clean up your language? If so pour them on in!

     

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