Mz Manners

You won't get this kind of advice from your mom and grandma.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Girlfriends: Three is Not Necessarily A Crowd

I recently went out with a bunch of friends and developed a crush on
this guy. I think he might actually be the one! I tried to flirt
with him to let him know of my interest, but it was really hard with
his girlfriend sitting next to him. (How rude of her to be dating my
future husband!) What is the proper etiquette to handle the
situation AND get the guy.

Thank you, Mz Manners, you are an inspiration to us all!

Almost Married



Dear Almost Married-
(And you are too...if you want a husband and a wife!)

There are several different angles on this situation.

SCENE 1: Flirting with a guy is no problem. Flirting with a guy in front of his girlfriend, also no problem IF you are willing to fuck both of them. I've read about couples who bring in a third to make their lives complete. From the practical - more people to share the cable bill - to the hedonistic - 2 heads are better than 1 - folks are finding the traditional life style of one man, one woman or even one woman and one women (or man) just too damn stifling.

Who can be jealous if everyone can play?

SCENE 2: Flirting with a guy in front of his girlfriend could get your ass shot, stabbed or at least beat up in the bath room. Damn! Whatcha thinking? A good man is hard to find and women may go to great lengths to protect their own.

SCENE 3: Flirting with a guy in front of his girlfriend could be your misunderstanding...she's his first cousin! That's why they are sitting so close, but they aren't attracted to each other. (yeah right).

SCENE 4: If the guy shows interest, slip him your number. If he gives you the "I'll call you" signal behind his girlfriend's back - scream to the girlfriend - YOUR MAN IS A DOG! A LYING ASS CHEATER! Then you can both beat his ass, and then go off on your own happy ways (separate or together).

I hope these scenarios helped. I recommend scene 1, but you just can't control love.

Love,
Mz Manners


2 Comments:

  • At 12:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Thanks for the advice Mz Manners! How about if I do the first half of #4 and then, rather than get his girlfriend involved, go home and wait for his call? That way I can become his wife! Don't you think that is a good idea?

    Love,

    Almost Married

     
  • At 10:09 PM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    Dear Almost Married -
    Are you certain you want to date just one man at a time when you can possibly date a couple, or a man and his first cousin?

    It does sound like it *sigh*. Okay. Here is what you do. You invent a project that required man-skills like, heavy lifting, or carpentry then you can get his number, invite his girlfriend as a front (she doesn't really want to come) and get him to your apt.

    The rest is up to you. Word of warning though, it is a bad idea to date a man with a girlfriend....what if you are the cuckolded girlfriend next time around? Remember, what you put out in the world comes back at you three times as strong.

    Careful, you hopeful nuptual you.

    Love,
    Mz Manners

     

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