Mz Manners

You won't get this kind of advice from your mom and grandma.

Friday, December 23, 2005

Never Date a Comedian

Another dating tip for women from Mz Manners


1. They are not funny (unless they are working).
2. They are always working.
3. The above doesn't apply if you are a venus chick* -then you can date whoever you want. Comedians love you (as does everyone) .


*Def. VENUS CHICK, noun. A phrase coined from the bestselling book, Women are from Venus, Men are from Mars. You know you are a venus chick, if you read the entire book and didn't recoil in horror, laugh hysterically, and then recoil in horror again.

Rant Time Because I Can't Control Myself:
For those of you who haven't had the pleasure of sitting with the WafVMafM tome, take special note of this etiquette no-no.
Never Open the Car Door For a Man (you know, the reach over)
Men may find the behavior too TAKE CHARGE and CONTROLLING.
Fucked, right?
While some SUVs make the move difficult, and automatic locks render the effort obsolete, nothing the fuck is wrong with opening up the car door if you can reach.

1 Comments:

  • At 5:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Oh shit. I thought women were from Mars. No wonder!

     

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