Mz Manners

You won't get this kind of advice from your mom and grandma.

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Never Date A College Kid *

Another dating tip for women from Mz Manners

1. Quantity doesn't equal quality

2. Your Vagina still confuses him (it was okay when you were in college, because you were equally confused)

3. They tell their friends everything just like college girls!

4. You will never have to enter a student dorm, swaying drunk, to scrawl an approximation of your signature, and surrender your driver's license to a sneering guard, only to pass out in the dorm room and wake up too late to go to work.

* This does not apply if you are a college kid, or a high school student at least 17 years of age (in NY.)

2 Comments:

  • At 1:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    If you are a man, then is it okay to date a college kid? Does your advice only apply to women?

    Not that I am dating a college kid or anthing.

    Thanks for the advice,

    Not Dating A College Kid

     
  • At 12:35 PM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    Dear Anonymous -
    So you want to know if the stellar advice posted on this site only applies to women? Everyone can learn from other's mistakes. But when I talk about vaginas...well that is quite specific.

    The male point of view is really important either for entertainment purposes, or just in case my advice is - WRONG. But you have to prove it. If you notice, many men have posted. They like to talk about anal sex and cunnilingus.

    Love,
    Mz Manners

     

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