Mz Manners

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Friday, December 02, 2005

Boobysox asks . . .


Dear Mz. Manners,

I have been dating this guy for sometime now and he won't go down on me -- even though he asks for blowjobs all the time. What is the proper etiquette to correct this unsatisfactory behavior?


Dear Boobysox,

Thank you for your very pertinent question. The way to get a man to go down on you is by putting candy in your vagina. Find out what your special man’s favorite treat is and then stock up! Whether he enjoys chocolate, sweet tarts or licorice* this is a sure fire way to both get what you want and have a loving experience in the process. If you’re adverse to blow jobs, you can then tell him that as soon as he can put candy in his penis you will be happy to put his penis in your mouth. . . .

Mz Manners

*quite frankly, potato chips work as well.


2 Comments:

  • At 10:02 AM, Blogger 4realyo said…

    The candy thing will work once he's already gone down on you. As long as everything's all good (I need not explain that I hope)--the way to get him to go down is to stop giving him head and demand what you want/need sexually. Also, sometimes a guy doesn't want to go down because he may feel inexperienced or inadequate about his skills...so guess what's your job going to be? Yes--teacher. Teach the motherfucker how to eat YOUR pussy and all parties will be happy. Trust me--if things don't work out between you two--other women will appreciate you taking the time.

     
  • At 3:38 PM, Blogger Mz Manners said…

    Such excellent points!

    EVERYTHING HINGES ON ORAL SEX.

    If a woman takes the time to talk to her man about cunnilingus, then teaches them how to do it, how could the relationship fail?

    Just remember open communication is a beatiful thing and can lead to an orgasm.

     

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